"I'm Seto Fricken Kaiba"
Alright dorks, listen up! I ain't gonna say this twice. Ready? Alright. Let's go.
I'm Seto Fricken Kaiba.
The rules, I don't abide 'em.
I'm the best of the best,
The only guy that's desired.
I'm the CEO of Kaiba Corporation.
I enhance card games,
The biggest business in the nation.
I've got billions and billions to fuel my ego.
Cars, mansions, servants- You bet!
Hell, I even got a fricken Blue Eyes jet!
You low civilians can't keep up with my billions.
I'm the richest of the rich.
I get what I want without a hitch.
I'm not just a businessman who's better than the best.
I'm also a handsome man, way hotter than the rest!
I'm tall. I'm sexy. I've got great skin.
In any beauty contest out there I'm always gonna win.
I've got brilliant blue eyes to match my dragon.
Yugi and his amethyst are simply laggin'.
My coat's so awesome; it's got a talking collar.
I've got buckles and buttons-
Can my outfit get